Blinging The Bishop

The act of shaving and adorning the male member with glitter and jewels to improve its attractiveness.

John usually spent his Saturday afternoons blinging the bishop ready for an evening of mad debauchery...

by shane ye January 24, 2011

lingering red wagon

When a girl leaves a period ring on your Willy and you can't shower before you go to work

That drunk girl gave me a stinky lingering red wagon last night.

by bolognaround May 7, 2015

lingering hand-clasp

The tearfully-touching gesture that often occurs when a pair of hand-holders hafta take off in opposite directions but are reluctant to let go of each other's hand; it involves the couple's slowly walking away from each other but still retaining their finger-clasps until their arms are fully extended between them. Several extra points if you considerately take the time to gradually/gently slide your fingers free of your friend's in a slow affectionately-caressing movement.

Tiffany and I always make sure to perform the lingering hand-clasp whenever we hafta part company after a delightful beach stroll or dinner-date; it helps keep us happier and miss each other a bit less until we are able to canoodle again the next time.

by QuacksO June 21, 2018

Blibbering

Stuttering

Loud
Uneven voice

He was blibbering

by SpecsOver9000 July 24, 2019

Lingering Zebra

A kind and caring person. Does not have anything to do with losers or illness.

Could maybe spend the night in a haunted house.

She a proper lingering zebra she is.

I know right? She proper kind and has nothing to do with disease or being a loser.

by Somebloke September 25, 2020

Lingering Zebra

An ebil person who is known to kill her friends and be toxic. Is actually nice but will kill you and claim her innocence.

Person 1: “pls no ebil”

Person 2: “she’s a lingering zebra, she will murder you!”

by Somebloke September 25, 2020

Blundering

It's when you're sitting on the edge of a Lake and you look to your right and see a small Canoe and you can almost see that there is a hole in the bottom of it somewhere but you're not too worried because it's obviously not fully submerged so you clean out the dirt and get into it without paddles, somehow make it to the middle of the Lake and then start to sink and panic because you're not in a Lake but in a shark pond.

When i evaluate my life, i can fully admit most of it has been spent blundering.

by Crispyshelbycake January 26, 2021