blerty

noun. a squelchy fart

used as an exclamation to announce an impending a squelchy fart

John let off a blerty.

blerty!

by rory o'connor September 4, 2003

Blerghing

The act of face planting your pillows and snuggling up with your blankets and never leaving bed

I am so depressed, my week is going to consist of blerghing and Watching netflix

by baybeecaykes0115 March 28, 2015

Blertus

Someone who is the death of a party of social get together. Typically exhibits traits including those of a perriwinkle, piss knuckle and fuck knuckle. The person is generally a black hole that sucks the energy out everyone around them with nonsensical facts that has no basis in reality. They typically talk just to be part of a conversation without adding any value whatsoever. You can spot them by the uncomfortable silence that follows right after they have spoken. A really strong blertus can kill a conversation just by their presence within the general vicinity.

"We were all having a good time until Blertus spoke" - said at a social
"You are a real Blertus" - said in response to what a Blertus said

by JakBlak69 February 8, 2018

Bleran

Bleran is a name for a Boy, who is really pretty and funny. Many people have a crush on him, be he has only a crush on 1-2 people.

Someone: "hey do you know Bleran?“

Y/n: "yes, I have a crush on him*blushes*. He is really hot and funny*baka sounds*.“

by Blelelele July 23, 2021

Bleron

An Albanian stud who get the ladies while drinking Moscow Mules and Macchiatos

Damn! Bleron really killed it with her

by KosovoDude November 22, 2021

BLERTA

Blerta

BLERTA

by Blerta.rmd November 22, 2021

blermicant

Relating to the taste of tap water from somewhere that isn't your house, often used as a metaphor.

The dad jokes were funny, but blermicant, and could never replace those of my own father.

by gurgilewis November 29, 2021