(ley-zee-bloo-ber-ee): a "lazy blueberry" is the name for a testicle that has fallen asleep during any kind of rigorous activity. The ball falls asleep because blood rushes from it to your extremities. This most often occurs during the act of masturbating and sometimes while swimming or playing basketball. This almost never happens while using the restroom.
by JohnnyBanger May 30, 2009
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Girl: Why are you here? You told me you were busy. I thought you were back with your ex?
Boy: No, I want to be with you. So I wanted to come see you, because I missed you.
-You just pulled a Blueberg.
Boy: No, I want to be with you. So I wanted to come see you, because I missed you.
-You just pulled a Blueberg.
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Get the Blueberry Jam mug.An overly emotional and/or dramatic person; a person who is always in some sort of emotional crisis. A soul bleeder is not the same as someone who is "emo" or "goth"; they are usually normal looking people; the type of person who writes sad poems to perform at open mic night, or someone who blogs about how every part of their day is a tragedy. A soul bleeder typically uses sympathy and/or guilt to ensure they are the constant center of attention.
"I was sitting on the front porch, in the middle of the night, and I collected my tears in a jar to give to you, to show you how much I miss you since you left me...."
- Soul Bleeder
- Soul Bleeder
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