Mental Bleach

alcoholic concoction (I prefer patron and apple juice) that completely scrubs your brain cells clean, making it impossible to remember the dirty shit you did the night before.

I have no idea what filthy shit I did last night, I drank some mental bleach and its all gone.

by ralf ralfenstein June 24, 2009

chug bleach for charity

Chugging bleach (preferably Clorox or Tide) for charity.

Timmy: Hey mom! I'm gonna go chug bleach for charity!
Mom: have fun son, now don't kys.

by Timmy/Mat lmao May 18, 2016

Eye Bleach

Heartwarming images or videos that will cheer you up after viewing something particularly shitty and disturbing

Ex: "Dude, that video was so disturbing."
"Yea, I'm gonna need to find some eye bleach on the internet when I get home! Ugh!"

by Gregthisiswhywehateyou3 September 16, 2018

how to bleach your eyes

Step 1 get bleach any bleach is fine step 2 get the lid off step 3 pour into eyes step 4 enjoy

Peter: do you want to watch some Yiff
Adam: searchs up how to bleach your eyes
me: Step 1 get bleach any bleach is fine step 2 get the lid off step 3 pour into eyes step 4 enjoy
peter: ok

by myhandledandle August 8, 2021

Bleacher

A racist slur for white people. It comes from the fact that bleach is both white and toxic

You can't say nigger you bleacher. That's our word!

by zanovar2 October 23, 2009

Veni, Vidi, Bleachi

Latin translation: "I came, I saw, I cleaned it up."

Chronic Masturbator #1: The rules for the shower are simple: Veni, Vidi, Bleachi
Chronic Masturbator #2, #3, #4: Agreed.

by Merlingoth April 6, 2010

Bleached Asshole

An asshole that has undergone cosmetic processes to make it lighter. The practice follows from the anuses of women in "mens magazines" being "retouched," and women in strip clubs and other asshole-bearing lines of work wanting to appear clean.

Actual procedures used vary, but there are numerous products available to the consumer, as well as from the spa industry.

Heather used an awkward combination of mirrors as she simultaneously pulled apart her buttcheeks, bent over, and had a good look at her newly bleached asshole.

by Sungo June 8, 2007