A sudden and often explosive fart that comes out while one is blowing one's nose. There's usually no prior indication of any gas.
by Extremejutsu March 04, 2016
by Nat zi March 19, 2022
by heyheywastaken September 11, 2020
A Loud squeaking fluttering fart sound made from the combination of seat and ass on a wheelchair, rascal, or in some cases any seat. Originally a fart on a rascal characterized by the special sound of a "seat fart" and now the meaning and application has been expanded.
"What's that sound? And what the fuck is that smell Randy?" "Bro, it's that old lady in the rascal, she just blarted. Can't you Hear that squeak? It's still going."
"Did you hear that blurt from that fat guy riding the rascal?"
"Did you hear that blurt from that fat guy riding the rascal?"
by Solomacn November 20, 2012
by phoebe divuouvgace January 25, 2019
Noun:
Unit of measurement
A colloquial term referring to a period of time equalling roughly 90 minutes.
This is inspired by the classic film epic Paul Blart: Mall Cop, which clocks in at a running time of just over 90 minutes.
Unit of measurement
A colloquial term referring to a period of time equalling roughly 90 minutes.
This is inspired by the classic film epic Paul Blart: Mall Cop, which clocks in at a running time of just over 90 minutes.
"Hey, I'll be there in about a blart. If you put on the classic film epic Paul Blart: Mall Cop right now, it should be finishing when I get there."
by big-ernest February 08, 2024