Blarting

When you fart and there is blood

After that kfc trip i've been blarting nonstop for 13 hours

by biggamer23 May 20, 2021

fart blart

When you throw up and fart at the same time its a fart blart..

I dont feel good..
Maybe you have to fart blart
oh yeah it made me feel better
thanks

by Fart Blart February 13, 2017

Blart

Noun:
Unit of measurement

A colloquial term referring to a period of time equalling roughly 90 minutes.
This is inspired by the classic film epic Paul Blart: Mall Cop, which clocks in at a running time of just over 90 minutes.

"Hey, I'll be there in about a blart. If you put on the classic film epic Paul Blart: Mall Cop right now, it should be finishing when I get there."

by big-ernest February 7, 2024

Blart

Brummie slang for cry.

"When her Dad passed away she had a right good blart."

by CeliceJ March 7, 2021

Blart

When you close your eyes to push out a fart.

Chloe was and the bathroom and her brother came in and saw her Blart

by phoebe divuouvgace January 24, 2019

blart

A bloody fart

The running back blarted when he was hit by the defensive end.

by Tits McGruber January 11, 2014

BLART

A sudden and often explosive fart that comes out while one is blowing one's nose. There's usually no prior indication of any gas.

I was blowing my nose this morning and blarted!

by Extremejutsu August 13, 2016