Barking

Basically, gossiping.

If you don't stop barking I will beat yo ugly a** up.

by ArandomGAL August 13, 2019

barking spider

The common name of a mysterious specie of spider. Its full name is the California Wood Barking Spider. Known to make appearances after eating BBQ'd food and drinking large quantities of beer. Also very commonly shows up after Chinese or Mexican food has been ingested. Has yet to be seen by any living person, giving rise to the theory that it may in fact be a microscopic specie of spider. Scientists can not agree on much, but what they all agree is that this is one creature whose bark is clearly not worse than its bite. And by bite, of course the foul stench that follows the bark is being implied.

Person 1: Dude, what the hell was that? Did you just crap your pants?

Person 2: Nah man. It was one of those dang barking spiders.

by E. P. Smith August 30, 2007

barking frogs

Similar to barking spiders. When someone flatulates, you blame it on the barking frogs.

A: *farts loudly* Did you hear those barking frogs?
B: Yep, they're really loud today.

by ATXD March 5, 2008

Bayou Barking Spider

A loud, obnoxious, smelly fart. The name is a reference to the air quality of Bayou La Batre, Alabama.

"Watch out for those Bayou Barking Spiders! They'll sneak up on you!"

by Levi W. June 23, 2008

blacking out

when one consumes so much of a substance (typically alcohol) that one cannot remember one's actions at a later time, be it later in the night or the morning after

see also time travel

I blacked out as soon as i put that fifth of jack to my lips... what the hell did I do last night?

How the fuck did I get here? I must have blacked out

blacking out has nothing to do with electronics.

by -___________- January 15, 2008

barking europe at the porcelain

1. verb. violently vomiting into a toilet bowl, sink or bathtub - "europe" is onomatopoeic for vomiting loudly and/or violently.

Hey mate, how'd you pull up this morning?

Fuck dude, I was barking europe at the porcelain for so damn long I tore some capillaries in my throat and my girlfriend had to drive me to hospital.

by Ryan Paine February 8, 2008

barking prairie dog

The ability (or relief) to be able to fart when prairie dogging.

Sara was thankful that she had a barking prairie dog because she didn't have skid marks when she finally was able to get into the toilet.

by hoho223 November 7, 2009