Sack Blasting

The rubbing of one's scrotum on the possessions of another, often carried out surreptitiously as a form of revenge.

"The night before I quit, I snuck into my boss's office, found his humidor, and sack blasted the business ends of his cigars."

"I can't believe your roommate slept with your girlfriend." "I can't believe he still hasn't realized that I've been sack blasting his toothbrush every night after he falls asleep."

by Shamelesss August 19, 2013

brain blasting

Stuffing the entire ball sack into the ass or vagina of another.

Me and my girl friend were brain blasting all night. My balls still smell like ass.

by theonetrueruler November 30, 2013

Sand Blasting

When a man and a woman have sex on the beach, the man ejaculates on said females face and then takes her head and slams it into the ground resulting in a sandy sticky mess.

Bill took Bernice to the beach yesterday and gave her a nasty sand blasting.

by kaw95 February 6, 2012

chode blasting taint tickler

recieving a facial while tickling someones taint with a feather duster covered in baby oil

al borlan and ryan are chode blasting taint ticklers

by brody and carl April 8, 2008

Anal Ball Blasting

The act of intentionally sitting (anal) on someone elses testicles (ball) which can lead to severe damage to their reproductive organs (blasting).

"I think I'm gonna dump my girlfriend."

"Why?"

"The other night, she was mad at me in bed, so when I had her in missionary, she anal ball blasted me!"

"I had it when girls do their stupid anal ball blasting, it hurts so bad!"

by Ryan Mac 13 May 10, 2007

Blatting

Can't tell you. I am sworn to secrecy.

"I wanna go blatting tonight."

"What's blatting?"

"Can't tell you until you do it! I took an oath!"

"No."

by Natish October 20, 2008

Ham-Blasting

To engage in sexual intercourse with an unattractive, often overweight, intoxicated female. Derived from the derrog. Slam-Pig, refering to opportunistic ugly women who rely on last-call desperation to hook up.

While his fellow frat brothers frustratedly pursued sorority tens, Chip found satisfaction in ham-blasting his way through local dive bars.

by Irate November 29, 2005