bitchcraft

The art of doing whatever the fuck I want when I want.

Honey do the dishes,. Nope, I'm a pro at bitchcraft, do'em your damn self!

by triggerfinger January 24, 2015

bitchapotamus

Formerly known as a skankapotamus, this rare creature is a bitch amongst bitches. She has the ability to halt the fun of a party on the stop of a dime.

A: Can you believe what that girl Rachelle just said to him?

B: Yeah... she's a real bitchapotamus!!

by Fucktardapotamus July 7, 2009

bitchcracked

When a bitch steps out of line you lay the beatdown, preferably with a hard object such as a bat.

When Eugene found out Susan was cheating on him he waited till she got home and bitchcracked her.

by FZero December 30, 2008

cyber bitchslap

When your girlfriend virtually bitchslaps you, through Facebook, text, etc.

Facebook chat:
John: Hey babe, wanna chill later?
Jane: Why don't you ask Jen, I know you guys had sex last night asshole.

Joe: You hanging out with Jane tonight?
John: No man, she totally cyber bitchslapped me.

by kat1630033 June 19, 2011

florida bitchslap

Male bar patron singles out the weirdest male in the bar (people don't like or find creepy)and jizz on his face then female friend/girlfriend smacks said male in the face afterwords and yells "You're a bitch!"

"Goatbeard got Florida Bitchslapped!

by cidsurfr13 October 10, 2014

karma-bitchslap

applies to a person who, gets whatever they want when they want it, and no one can explain how, yet once or twice a year something goes so horribly wrong in their life they cant see straight.

" I jst got a new mercedes, after buying half of starbuks, then my house caught fire, and starbuks went bankrupt..."

"oh dude... karma-bitchslap"

by bitchslap bob July 26, 2009

bitchslap

what Afro-American males do to their mothers and other females

a way to prove you're more macho than a homosexual

Yo, nicca. I bitchslap dat ho, word.

by Assex 776 November 18, 2007