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arse bellows

A state of affairs where correlation has been incorrectly assumed to imply causality. Originates in a story where in the 1700s, bellows were used to pump smoke into the rectum of victims of drowning to resuscitate them, because of a single incident where this treatment had been applied and the patient recovered.
So because these two people have the same first name and age, anyone else with the same name is the same age? That's arse bellows!
by arc123 April 1, 2011
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five below

A person who only dates people rating a 5 or below on a scale of 1 to 10 in hotness (1 being very ugly, and 10 being very hott).

Can be used as an adjective or noun.

Inspired by the discount dollar-store chain "5 Below" which sells poor quality items that cost five dollars or less.
Mary's new boyfriend is so fugly, She only dates five below.
by Nullz July 1, 2009
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bellowstick

Bob: SHUT THE FUCK UP, TREE BRANCH
Tree branch: No, I'm a bellowstick
Bob: oh, sorry
by Niggadicks April 28, 2006
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Ollie benbow

This is a person that has too much time on their hands, ollie benbow has an unhealthy obsession with the blood hound, the worlds fastest car. While in their spare time ollie benbow loves to make fake accounts of people and comment and dm other accounts on instagram. Ollie benbows are very picky eaters not enjoying most foods but boy does he love is chicken nuggies cant enough of them get. to a ollie benbows hart, you have yo present them with a punit of grapes, a mango and a rubicon mango drink.
by Rekorderlig May 5, 2021
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Pants below the waist

A way of wearing pants/shorts/trousers. May be done for a number of reasons:

1. The person's pants are too short (Old Man Look) and need to be a little baggier.

2. The person wants to show off their underwear.

3. The person is wearing pants that are too loose around the waist and isn't wearing a belt.
Examples just make definitions look gay. Pants below the waist. There.
by whocareswhoiamchrist January 14, 2010
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The Bellows

The act of placing two hands,palm to palm,inside an orifice,usually an anus or vagina,then pulling hands apart-while keeping fingertips touching.This motion when performed correctly,mimics the action of bellows being used on a fireplace.
I gave her the bellows for a treat last night.Being that she loves all forms of sexual humiliation,she asked for the bellows, and I obliged.
by Barsinister September 4, 2006
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96 or Below, No Go

A phrase used to remind people that sexual intercourse with the deceased is only permissable if the body temperature has not dropped below 96 degrees Fahrenheit
Conor: I call the first one!
Geoff: Dude! 96 or below, no go!
Paul: I'd go down to 89...
Chris: You sick motherfucker
by XCguy March 17, 2007
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