Bigness

Verb. An expression to describe the vast unimaginable proportion of what you are seeing in present time.

Such as: One of the seven wonders of the world, Big Foot, a momentous achievement, a big deuce, or a male pen15.

Toad: Babe Gran Canyon his hooge!

Babe: Yah! It's Bingess. Like your toes lol.

Kid: That's Bigness!

Dad: No dumbass that's Shaq, not Bigfoot!

Kid: Wah?

by BadSeedSam February 8, 2022

Bacon Blindness

when you need to buy some food and you see something that has bacon in it and you have to buy it regardless of price or quality because well, it has bacon in it.

Guy1: That sandwich has to be about 4 days old
guy2: yeah but it's got bacon in it
guy1: aaah, bacon blindness.

by someguywholikesbacon May 16, 2010

Mineism Blindness

Mineism blindness is a state or condition of being psychologically and/or emotionally unaware and unable to recognize and admit the faults, failings, deficits and dysfunctions of humans, animals, possessions, idiosyncrasies and traits simply because they are "mine".

That lady suffers from mineism blindness - her 3 yr. old boy stabbed the dog 4 times and all she said was "I guess we need to talk to him."

Her cat's litter box smells like vapid vagina vapor, but she won't do anything about it as she has mineism blindness!

by Dr. Philologist July 24, 2010

hair blindness

When your long hair blows in your face, causing you momentary blindness

See also: "second-hand hair blindness"

When your long hair blows in your friend's face, causing them momentary blindness.

And: "hair gagging"

When your long hair blows in to your mouth, causing gagging.

On a windy day...

Guy: "what's the problem?"

Gal: "Pfffft ! I'm suffering from hair blindness!"

by pchops October 24, 2011

acquired blindness

becoming attracted to someone or something after an initial encounter where there was no attraction

"Whoah, what happened to him?"
"He's got acquired blindness for that girl Amy. She's fricken ugly."

by Nately's Whore's Kid Sister November 4, 2011

Stores Blindness

The inability to find equipment in a store despite your best efforts and searching, can bring about the shakes, tremmors, shaking of the head in a side to side motion, sleep loss, withdrawl from society, partial incontinence

I have been looking so long i think i have stores blindness

by Mad Phil November 13, 2011

change blindness

Change blindness is a psychological phenomenon that occurs when a change in a visual stimulus goes unnoticed by the observer. The reasons these changes usually remain unnoticed by the observer include obstructions in the visual field, eye movements, a change of location, or a lack of attention. The brain regions that have been observed as active during change blindness are the prefrontal lobe, the fusiform face area, the pulvinar, the cerebellum, the inferior temporal gyrus, the parietal lobe, and the frontal lobe.

For example, an individual fails to notice a difference between two images that are identical except for one difference. That is change Blindness.

by NextNapoleon September 17, 2013