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BACA (Being a Cynical Asshole) Disorder

Psychological disorder that develops sometime after puberty, just as full maturity is about to be reached. This disorder appears when everything and everybody you found cool as a teenager suddenly starts looking really lame, unoriginal, boring, douchy and most of all, shitty. People who suffer from it (a very small percentage of the population, as the vast majority keep on loving all this mediocrity well into their last days...) are not afraid to call people around them on their bullshit, and sometimes do so to the point of alienating themselves; therefore developing a very strong, independent, supreme-asshole personality (although some of them hate themselves for liking such utter crap at some early point of their lives).
- "Baby, let's go watch that new Gerard Butler movie, it looks funny..."
- "What?!?? I'd rather slit my penis' vein with a rusty bottle cap than having to sit through that piece of movie-making rape!!!! Call one of your douchy girlfriends..."
- "I see, your BACA (Being a Cynical Asshole) Disorder is acting up again. Better yet! Who the hell wants to sit in a dark theater next to your grouchy ass??..."
by iransan August 3, 2011
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Batman Begins

Starring Christian Bale as Bruce Wayne / Batman. As of 2006, this could very well be the best Batman film to date. The term 'Batman Begins' is used in association with film remakes or restarts (within a franchise) that exceed their predecessors.
Casino Royale could be the 'Batman Begins' of the 007 franchise!
by Paul Marriott October 28, 2006
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Being a Richard

Like saying being a dick, but using the derivative for the name dick makes it acceptable for formal company without sounding vulgar and offending any body.
(In the company of the President)

Bill: Dude you ate all of the pork, your being a richard.

President: What?
by haydoh playdoh January 6, 2012
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quit being a sally

"Your finger hurts? Quit being a Sally"
by Maniacal One August 12, 2017
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5 Stages of Being Ginger

All gingers go through 5 stages in their life, like the 5 stages of grief.

1. Denial - They blindly believe they are 'strawberry blonde' and not ginger. LIES
2. Anger - Why me?!? Usually a period of blaming the parents
3. Bargaining - They start begging and wishing that their hair will change, or maybe a different hairstyle will hide the fact that they are ginger. Its not gonna happen i'm afraid
4. Depression - An overwhelming feeling of hopelessness, usually leads to lots of masturbation.
5. Acceptance - The ginger realises there is nothing they can do, and prepares them self for the endless insults.
Tony: Ha the poor bastard is on stage 4

Friend: His cock is gonna be raw by the end of the week

5 Stages of being ginger
by Kaiiizr February 13, 2010
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perks-of-being-chinese

An awesome Tumblr blogger. Very funny and rather lovely. Has a cool theme. Nice posts. Seems to like Shrek. The queen of Tumblr. Everything about her is just perfect.
-Do you know 'perks-of-being-chinese'?

-Yeaaaaah!! She's that awesome blogger, isn't she?
by bellatheelf July 4, 2014
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being a maggie

when a girl refuses to do something for their man. being a Maggie
When ricegum asks morber to do what you know what. she refuses too and netdecks. being a maggie
by Morbergum May 13, 2016
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