beetle back

The back of a morbidly obese person; due to the person's rotund shape and cleavage created by fat on both the spine and shoulder blades. Similar to "back boobs"

Mary Jo spent 30 minutes hunting around the house for her keys when she heard her fat roommate jingling as she thudded by. She realized that her keys were lodged in her roomy's beetle back. (shudders and plucks them out)

by seanomatopoeia December 5, 2010

Bush Beetle

Small hard unidentifiable debris that you may come across while groping the pubic region or giving oral to your partner.

Man, I was eating Ken's mom and a Bush Beetle dropped in to my mouth, I almost went roman.

by Spaulding B February 23, 2009

Ass Beetles

The feeling that a colony of Beetle eggs are hatching from ones ass after a savage dump.

John: Man, my ass is really irritated from that last dump, I shouldn't have eaten the large popcorn last night.

Frank: Ahhhh, Ass Beetles, I feel your pain bro.

by Jack Hofking March 17, 2011

Beetle

A heavily armoured insect with enourmous pincers that can snap small trees in half, e.g. the Stag Beetle, known for its beautiful and incredibly strong pincers which on the male is use to battle other males for a mate

Skreeeeeeeeeee!!!

Tick! tick! tick! Crunch!! Skreeeeeee!!

by Cleany May 14, 2004

beetles bonnet

ladies pelvic area

by ginger April 10, 2003

Beetleing Around

When someone is being really annoying/messing around. The person usually has a bowl-shaped haircut

someone keeps on kicking the back of your feet,so you say
"Jake, quit beetleing around!"

by pillsbury8u January 4, 2010

Dung Beetle

After unprotected anal intercourse, when the head of the penis, more specifically the rim of the penis, is plastered with fecal matter.

"Man, that's the last time I'll be with that skeezer. She didn't wipe and gave me the worst Dung Beetle ever!!!!"

by Gary Stone November 7, 2006