Beach Bob

Originating from Ark: Survival Evolved, you would originally call someone a Beach Bob if they built a base on a beach. New players would do this, therefore Beach Bob is slang for noob.

Hey guys, lets go raid this feckin beach bob and shit all over his base.

by SwissArmyTaco December 19, 2019

Beach Whore

n.

1. A sand skank who likes to get banged.

Sam is total Beach Whore!

by longshorebeachwhore August 17, 2011

The Beach

Used in reference to the city of Colorado Springs, Colorado. First used by the rap group Andronicus, who are native to the city, in their song "Welcome to the Beach."

"Welcome to the Beach. We ain't got sand we got concrete streets."
-Andronicus, "Welcome to the Beach"
-OR-
Girl: Where are you from?
Boy: I'm from the Beach, girl.
Girl: Cool, do you surf?
Boy: Nah, I just kick ass.
Girl: Oh, you mean THE BEACH.

by Chalie Boy November 7, 2007

Beach Fleece

A think fleece jacket with a hood that zips up. Marketed by Hollister Co.

"Hey Deb, thats a nice beach fleece"

"Yeah! I got it from Hollister the other day!"

by E Dellz August 1, 2009

take my talents to South Beach

Euphemism for masturbate. Coined by LeBron James during his "The Decision" broadcast on July 8, 2010. Definition as suggested by Glenn Jamieson of Perth, Australia in Bill Simmons's ESPN blog, 7/9/10.

Person A: What are you doing tomorrow?
Person B: I'm going to sleep in, take my talents to South Beach, go to work, and head to the bars.

LeBron James: Um, in this fall -- man, this is very tough -- um, in this fall I'm going to take my talents to South Beach and, um, join the Miami Heat.

by B. Lumbergh July 11, 2010

Bethany Beach

A sweet little beach town in Delaware where preps go for the summer.

At Bethany Beach, Skip leaves his polo shirt in the Volvo and gets some sun as he sails the bay or walks the beach.

by Bethany Boy August 20, 2006

beach stat

status, most often immediately after consuming large amounts of food, where one positions himself comfortably on a sofa, recliner, or bed and assumes a trancelike state with absolutely zero motivation to move. similar to a whale that has beached itself. food drunk. glutenous relaxation.

Brian and Monroe just left the china buffet's all you can eat crab leg night. They will probably be beach stat shortly.

by Matthew Ryan Zimmer January 20, 2009