Human Beanbag

When someone is morbidly obese. Making them look like a fleshy beanbag.

That boy was so fat, he looked like a human beanbag!

by Chocolate Monkey69 July 11, 2018

colorado beanbag

When your drunk and teabag your best friend while they are passed out .

Hey man did you Colorado Beanbag me last night ?
Fuck yeah man and you loved it !

by BatmanfucksScarecrow November 23, 2018

Corporal Beanbag

Pulling a corporal beanbag is sitting in a corner, camping. You offer up all your supplies like the common whore you are. As your team gets pushed you piss, shit, and cum in your little corner. When you die you blame the Delta Circle.

God Damn is Nova can you not be a corporal beanbag.

by BCK KOP May 22, 2022

hide the beanbag

An aggressive and attacking change of topic on a message board thread after being proven wrong about a previous opinion.

After proclaiming that his team signed no players of importance, and then being provided examples to the contrary, RandomInternetPoster12 decided to hide the beanbag and started belittling anyone who thought the team was good to begin with.

by xraver21 April 10, 2014