Blunt as a Nun's Cunt

Very blunt - referring to the fact that all nuns must vow to celibacy, and thus are not allowed to have sex. However, a lack of sex does not necessarily constitute a "bluntness" of the vagina (in fact, a blunt vagina would definitely be preferable to a sharp one, for ease of use), so the origin of the phrase likely originates from somebody looking for a funny sounding dirty rhyme.

1: "Fuck, this knife is blunt as a nun's cunt."

2: "...What? Oh, well, why aren't you using the other one then?"

1: "I wanted to say 'blunt as a nun's cunt'."

2: "Touché."

by MoshOrDamage July 25, 2009

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bluntastic

Term used to recognize a situation when smoking a blunt is in order.

Katie: Hey, it's gonna be a long trip back to Harrisonburg tonight.
Ryan: That's bluntastic
Katie: Indeed

by Captain Blunt November 27, 2006

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Zombie Blunt

A blunt created when cracking old roaches in your blunt graveyard. The resulting blunt smells and will fuck you up, just like a zombie.

Naw man, ain't got no money; had to roll a zombie blunt today nigga.

by Cornbread215 July 7, 2010

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Smoke a Blunt

A blunt is a cheap, drug-store purchased cigar. Phillie's Blunts brand is commonly used for the purpose of smoking marijuana: The tobacco inside of the blunt is emptied out, and the remaining rolled up paper is refilled with marijuana. The marijuana-filled blunt is then smoked.

Mary and Jane smoked a fat blunt last night with their friends!

by CharlieBrown June 30, 2005

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