beard fishing

When a man who usually has a beard and appears attractive loses his beard and his attractiveness. Catfishing but for men.

Wow he totally is beard fishing me, I never knew his jawline was so weak.

by Beardfisher101 July 30, 2017

Layoff Beard

The term Layoff Beard refers to any facial hair that is grown in celebration of unemployment. Qualifying events include getting: canned, fired, axed, pink-slipped, downsized, marginalized, shown the door, let go, dismissed, let go, or laid off.

Layoff Beards were popularized in fall 2008 by the website TheCanned.com, which runs an unemployment-themed blog titled "The Layoff Beard."

There are a lot of bankers out there who have grown ferocious layoff beards following the financial crisis of 2008.

by deaconblues February 11, 2009

Teddy Bear Vision

1. To have a narrow minded view on global occurences, or the current state of the world; Lacking philosophical insight; Unable to gain new understandings from bad experience.

2. A mind that replaces the truth with pleasing images in order to go throughout life without a worry even when a worry is justified.

Ex: "Some say ignorance is bliss, but Bill I don't know she really has some severe Teddy Bear Vision."

by xavy340 July 8, 2009

anger bear

Someone who is very crabby and angry and who makes being around them no fun. This was used on Wonkette often. YES. It's "anger bear" not "angry bear."

"Anger bear" may be the mad version of a "sad panda"

When he found out that Scott has signed the heath care bill he turned in to a full-time anger bear.

by wonderwomyn April 20, 2010

sun bear

a very cute bear that loves to cuddle! they are also the smallest of the bear family

oh hey look ! a cute sun bear to cuddle with!

by sunbearlover October 12, 2010

attention beard

Facial hair grown by young men (especially hipsters) in an attempt to garner attention.

Man 1: "Did you see that Atticus is sporting a beard these days?"

Man 2: "Is it a legitimate beard or one of those attention beards?"

by DakotaFred June 26, 2014

bear bear

(1)A cutie bear who's snaggable, huggable and kissable
(2) A bear who will not hesitate to kick you in the face

Damn, bear bear kicked me in the face!

by mimibum November 13, 2005