baumberger

A dumbass who likes trees and banana nut muffins.

That chick is such a Baumberger.

Hippies are obviously Baumbergers.

by LorenIsCool November 13, 2013

Baumbass

B-umb-ass

Someone who thinks he/she is a badass, when they are a dumbass.

person 1: that guy is a total baumbass

person 2: yeah, I know right

by NapalmGrave August 11, 2016

Baumal

a man with a really small dick that likes to knaw on black penises and then proceed to rape a farm animal, preferably a goat or horse.

by Anonymous April 9, 2003

Baumer

1. Totally stupid and gay in the worst possible degree. Ultimately disgraceful, and cause for immediate death.
(taking its roots from the GS era)

Ellio: TA sucks my nuts..
Tom: Seriously dude.. you so fucking Baumer..

by FobosProbato October 28, 2004

baumgarten

An awesome last name for a girl named Martha.

Hi, I'm Martha Baumgarten

by lulled February 13, 2018

Baumhowers

The best restaurant in Alabama, wings, cheese fries, and other bar-food served. Gives you a massive case of the shits.

Bro- "Lets hit up Baumhowers tonight"

Frat-" aw hell yea"

by Mr. Creeps September 20, 2010

baumf

Big ass ugly mother fucker. A Samoan.

Baumfs like to wear dresses.

by Edubb February 4, 2004