Meta-bitching

To complain about someone else who complains all the time or to complain about a complaint someone else has made.

So anyway, my friend does nothing but bitch all day, and I'm really getting sick of it. Sorry for the meta-bitching.

by Kwame Beauvais January 29, 2009

bitching

When a person doesn't want help with a problem, but must tell you about it at length, since usually the litany comes from the female of the species, it's called bitching.

Unfortunately, the male of the species doesn't seem to understand this, so he will use other terms for it like nagging, complaining, octal rectalitis, fault-finding, caviling, when it is simply bitching.

She's been bitching all week about the kids, her mother, me, and the PTA!

by Don Howard January 14, 2008

Call Bitching

is similar to call waiting, except the call coming in on your other line is your girlfriend ready to bitch you out

Gabe (talking to dylan): Today was pretty lame for me, how'd your day go....wait a sec i've got another call coming in...

Dylan: ...Alright

(Little does Gabe know that slowly overtime this act of defiance will really end up shaping his gallent superiority, simply by ignoring his call waiting or Call Bitching)

Gabe: Oh nevermind, I don't need to answer it. As you were saying...

by E-bag December 8, 2009

Facebook Bitching Tourettes

Where a person randomly exclaims (normally in capitals) something bitchy about a person or a group of people on their social network status and then wont tell commenters anymore because that would give away the people that they were bitching about and why the were bitching about them in the first place.

Eventually ending up in the person sending a private message to the commenter.

Person: FUGLY SLUTS
Commenter: Huh?
Person: i cant explain
Commenter:wtf?
Person: Check you inbox

* Facebook Bitching Tourettes *. FBT FOR SHORT

by jackjack1234 October 12, 2010

bathing

something that makes you smell good and not like horse ass

something that makes you smell good and not like horse ass
example:
JIMMY YOU SMELL LIKE HORSE ASS!!! START BATHING!!
(after bath)
ok jimmy....see bathing is something that makes you smell good and not like horse ass

by SailorStarmi May 27, 2017

bitching

an extremely good time

"Man, this we're having a bitching time"

by geo November 18, 2002

Bird bathing

to choke on a large member until it becomes turgid and ultimately spurts into one's mouth. This act is then follow by the regurgitation into another's mouth.

Hey bro, you wanna do some bird bathing.......no homo

by Freakish_dong January 29, 2020