Bastardly Cold

When the weather outside is so cold that it makes you want to call it a bastard

The term is especially apt when you get caught by a gust of freezing wind

"Hey, have you been outside today?"

"Yeah, I'd put on a few layers if I were you. It's bastardly cold out there"

by mib2347 December 17, 2011

Bastard Juice

Cum Semen Jizz Spunk That white shit you squirt into dirty whores to get them pregnant so you can leave them and their illegitimate offspring behind.

Oh no, someone got me pregnant! I must have got pumped full of bastard juice.

by DirtyDfromtheBAC October 5, 2015

Face Baser

An individual so addicted to Facebooking that he/she spends the majority of their day devoted to the act, or, seeking means by which they can Facebook. While nearly all Face Basers eventually become unemployable due to their addiction, some are able to hold a job and maintain typical, if highly annoying, lifestyles.

I was at my uncle's funeral and my Face Baser cousin is updating his profile during the service.

by briantroy December 7, 2009

ambidextrous bastard

Someone who can wank with both hands

use your imagination you ambidextrous bastard

by SnifflyWhale February 10, 2010

sketch bastard

one who acts so sketchy in public that they bring attention to you from everyone around you.

the freshman acted like sketch bastards the first time they smoked.

by SStrock September 1, 2010

Conversation bastard

A person that always wants to chat but never takes the hint when other people don't have time or don't want to talk to them. They make tasks last longer than they need to be and would gladly make you late for a train with a big, stupid smile on their face while you politely try to escape from them.

Guess which conversation bastard I just got stuck with?

by Billy Casper November 2, 2014

Bastardizing

To Bastardize :

To take something and

Fuck it up beyond
all recognition.

Chipmunk Remixes (A song sped up 1.5x times, which gets millions of views.)

Bastardizing.

by x0racunx March 22, 2010