Gravy balloon

When you take the skin off a piece of KFC chicken and fill it with gravy. Proceed to twist the skin as to form a small balloon with the gravy on the inside. Drop that bitch into your mouth.

Dude, I haven't had a solid shit since we did all those gravy balloons lat week.

by Tuckeye Breath July 12, 2010

Evil Balloon

Condoms used in raping by the rapist.
Also used by Pedophiles.

Police : We found his cum in this evil balloon.
Rapist : But-
Judge : Death Penalty!

by PhantomXV February 3, 2018

North Dakotan Hot Air Balloon

The act of sitting on a female's lap, then passing gas; causing the vagina to fill with "hot air." To "deflate the balloon," the female must abruptly stand, causing a mucky, ass-polluted queef to issue forth from her crotch, most commonly directed toward the male's face.

Last night, when Sasha was reading on the couch, I totally snuck up on her and gave her a North Dakotan Hot Air Balloon.

by FrothyRothy May 31, 2010

Balloon Fight

After having sex with your hoe you take off your rubber and slap her in the face with it.

Yo E- Train I hooked up with my chicka last night and after I blew nut I yanked of my Jiz Balloon and we had a Balloon Fight....I won

by mcputter March 8, 2009

clown balloon

A long, unbroken piece of human feces that resembles a balloon that a clown would twist into an animal.

"Man, I just coiled up a clown balloon. It took three flushes to go down."

by jmbalaya April 6, 2008

Baloobas

To get Baloobas. Derived from Ireland, where Balooba is a thick eejit. To get baloobas or to go baloobas, is a set of behaviour occurring when a person has a consumed a large amount of drink or drugs and behaves wildly, erratically, but all the while having fun

I went to the Big Chill festival, and went completely Baloobas

by shenaniganz00 August 18, 2006

meat balloon

The expandable dangler, the penis, in its turgid form.

There are many ways to properly inflate a meat balloon, but a high pressure helium tank is not one of them.

by bobaphat February 15, 2006