Boy Barcoding

Tattoos which are as easily identifiable and unique to the person as barcoding is to merchandise.

Have you seen Johnny's new tattoos? We'll be able to find him anywhere as he can't stop with the boy barcoding.

by Gulliver1953 August 24, 2008

Human barking

When a speaker just repeats the same word over and over; thinking repetition equals clarity

This guy at the Pick Up window just said name three times. I couldn’t even get a question out, I hate Human Barking.

by RowdyRed91 September 2, 2018

Dogs are barking

So.. this is not a phrase of american origin as suggested in the other definitions. It comes from the Cockney rhyming slang "dog meat" -> "feet" and means my feet hurt.

after that marathon, my dogs are barking.

by medthepirate May 25, 2018

Barking off

The act of masturbating while your dog licks your balls and ass.

Holy shit. I was jackin' it and my dog totally started rimmin' my ass and lickin' my balls. I was like, man, I bet barking off isn't in the urban dictionary yet!

by doglover3140 February 21, 2011

barking spider

An euphimism for one's flatulence. It appears to be an allusion to the fact the the human rectum resembles a spider (a circular shape with legs, or in this case, wrinkles, extending out to its sides). When this "spider" produces a sound by emmission of gas, it is referred to as a barking spider.

The consumption of dishes prepared with beans paves the way for barking spiders.

by ieatcrayons January 29, 2009

barking bulldog

When a male pulls his pants down, bends over exposing his nuts, and farts loudly.

The Ninja yelled to the Thrill and bent over giving the Thrill a loud barking bulldog prompting the Thrill to shake his head in disgust.

by HBTD November 26, 2010

Barking Pussy

A women that is turned on and wants sexual intercourse with a random man she finds attractive or with their significant other.

Literally no one:

Random girl on Twitter: “my pussy is barking right now.”

Literally no one: “What does barking pussy mean?”

by Mr.Star August 2, 2020