half-baked

Something very poorly designed or executed.

Going into Iraq was such a half-baked plan.

by bigtangringo July 1, 2005

baked zetties

big ass titties. Large breasts or simply a fine-ass hoe.

Damn hoe u got some zeeties.

by skeetmastaL March 22, 2005

Baked Deuce

To get high while taking a shit.

Matt is notorious for leaving a stench in the bathroom when he takes a baked deuce.

by Randy Felcher June 19, 2011

baked as fuck

BAKED AS FUCK
So high you wanna go to the kitchen and tell your mom to bake you some cookies

“Hey mom I know what it looks like but I’m just, I’m just so hungry, I’m high as fuck”

BAKED AS FUCK
“Dad I wanna go to the movies but I’m high af and I’m gonna need you to bake me some shit to eat”

by Fuckyoulilbiddybih March 11, 2018

Baked Browne

The state of being so high that you ascend munchies and become an enigma

Someone creamed all over my bathtub and shit on my pants last night, that, or i was just baked browne

by SeatyMuff April 13, 2019

Bardaasht

Indian meaning of "to Tolerate"

I can't bardaasht their behavior

by fetchilaskonish August 6, 2019

Baked Bean Day

Celebrated on May 24th, Baked Bean Day is a celebration of the greatest food known to man, baked beans. On this day, you must consume baked beans. This could be of any brand.

John: Hey, what should I have for lunch?
Carol: You should have baked beans.
John: Oh, yeah, it's Baked Bean Day. Thank you for reminding me, Carol.
Carol: No problem, John.

by Doot Snek January 13, 2021