barbara billingsley

A white person trying to talk 70's jive. Derived from the movie Airplane!

Chump don't want no hep, Chump don't get de hep. Jive ass fool ain't got no brains anyhow.

by deathinahole June 6, 2003

Barbara

Barbara. A stupid village girl.

It's Barbara.

Oh? The stupid village girl?

by DenisIzIvanovca July 1, 2019

barbara streisand

A stupid, annoying, Jewish slut; the embodiment of all evil. When Satan wants a one night stand, he calls Barbara Streisand

Also, what you call your girlfriend when she is being a crazy bitch or when her nose is looking freakishly large.

Damn you to hell, Barbara Streisand. I don't even think hell is big enough to fit her gigantic Jew nose. They have to create a whole new Barbara Streisand hell just to accomidate for her fucking Jew nose. Why doesn't she shut her stupid Jew mouth on her stupid Jew face and go suck a Jew cock. You would need to put like 39 Jew cocks in her humungous Jew mouth to make her shut the hell up.

by tarhizzle October 1, 2006

Barbara Olson

Ann Coulter's friend and mentor, also an author and television "talking head". Ms Olson died on September 11, 2001 when the plane she was on was hijacked and slammed into the Pentagon, belying the widespread liberal myth that Ms Coulter didn't lose anyone dear to her that day (Ms Coulter has been increasingly shrill and combative, especially on the subject of Islam, ever since).

Barbara Olson wrote two excellent anti-Clinton books, _Hell to Pay_ and _The Final Days_.

by Gahmuret July 4, 2006

Barbara Streisand

Can Jews divorce and re-marry 100 times or isn't there some kind of commandment about that?

Barbara Streisand thou shalt not commit adultery

by antonio de valga December 7, 2003

Santa Barbara

Sounds like paradise but only if your visiting... trust me it gets boring after a while.

guy 1: hey is santa barbara fun? i hear it's like paradise
guy 2: come here only for vacation. or else you'll find yourself in Santa Boring.

by KivKyfer September 28, 2007

Barbara Energy

When you have so much energy in your body that you start doing things Barbara would do. A good way to replicate this is to take LSD. Side effects of Barbara energy include but are not limited to: Smelling the ceiling, Laughing at dumb things, Going crazy with fluff and Twirling nerd glasses around your head.

*Girl is twirling nerd glasses around her head for 30mins*
Man: Dude, I want some of what she had.
Man 2: Nah Man, She just has Barbara energy

by The eternal God Of Baxterness April 3, 2010