Ballistic fucking ape shit

When someone litterally, ballistically produces shit that of an ape.

"When I brought my report home, in which I had flunked all my subjects, my parents went Ballistic Fucking Ape Shit on me!"

by Tjoppie August 28, 2015

Ballantyne

Ballantyne is the surname of a total eshay, lad, pussy destroyer, is the most fucking awesome guy ever. His dick is at least 69 inches. And tittes fuckes all the bids

Hot Girl- Mr. Ballantyne just gave me anal
Another Hot Girl- I wish I was so you.

by 123 Fake Street March 17, 2015

ballistic

When any object is thrown/catapulted/dropped or in any way made to hit a man's balls with painful intent, that object becomes ballistic.

Veronica: Hey Chris! *throws apple at Chris' testicles*

Chris: AHMAHGAWD!!!!!!

Michelle: BALLISTIC APPLE FTW!

by Capital V November 9, 2007

Ballistic Swami

A pro gamer belonging to the Biggus Dickus genome.
No one can beat him at any game. You don't want to fuck with this guy.

Hell naw man! I ain't gonna challenge Ballistic Swami.
I gotta get my skill level up to match Ballistic Swami.

by Saladass Shakuni January 4, 2019

Ballistic

Beware of whitty talking enchanting table language bamabianbabbokmmboabaobabababoikbabbabaiabbajajjb

Ballistic is bomb

by That Memer 69420 monke April 17, 2021

ballerticion

to ball or be cool at the maximum level.

"ay the fool is ballerticion"

by nigganick June 16, 2010

Ashley Ballantyne

A very beautiful girl. One of the bestest friends you could ever have. She is unique and very comfortable to be with. She has glasses but wears contacts, she is beautiful with both on. She is very popular but only lets a few friends be her bestfriends. If you meet her, consider yourself a lucky person. Don't ever break her heart. She's very tough. Her sense of humor makes her very awesome. She has a awesome sense of style. She is one of my bestfriends.

YOU; Woah, are you a Ashley Ballantyne?

Ashley Ballantyne; Why yes I am. :)

YOU; Cool.

by ItalianTomato September 8, 2011