A bailey is what you would call a simple man at day with no emotions or feelings. But at night he turns into the weeabooer. The Bailey will rape weeaboos ears inorder to extract the fine nectar of the ear, you might know this as ear wax. After extracting the wax he will put it into the cacoon of a moth. He will then kill the weeaboo by placing he’s ass on there face till they suffocate. The wax filled cacoon is that mixed with the Burnt remains of Jews, than placed in a safe filled with baby vomit, smashed banana, the blood of a inicent homo, bbc jizz and the feces of a young and limba lamb. The safe is than set aside in a freezer in a firetruck for 6-8 years before he opens it and rubs that sweet sweet nectar in his belly button, and if there are left overs he will inject it into his veins to get one last high. A healthy Bailey should make a nectar safe every night.
by Bashey August 20, 2018
Get the Baileymug. (Unpopular opinion, but just gotta say it). usually a girl with dirty blonde hair(soft) with hazel or green eyes. She is obsessed like actually OBSESSED over boys. Like takes pictures of them and keeps it for later to kiss them on her phone. She is really flat in her chest but has a lot of fat in her leg area. she likes to get boys attention and thinks every boy likes her. she is terrible at singing even though she thinks she is good. And the worst hugger ever!!!!!!!(sorry), calls her self pretty too much, spoiled and just wants money and face products. tall(it’s not bad, but tall people are suppose to give good hugs?!?!?!?)
Blake: bailey has been looking at me too much.
Jake: yeah I noticed, I think she’s stalking your insta...again.
Jake: yeah I noticed, I think she’s stalking your insta...again.
by teehee402 October 31, 2019
Get the Baileymug. Freckles with a nice face And BIG ass. Sings and short. Feisty and mooches off people. Gives great hjs. Sweet but watch out she's perky. Talks loud so everyone can hear. Is a flirt. No boobs,ass makes up for it. I think she's a bro.nice body though.
Bailey is a cool chick
by hjlover July 1, 2011
Get the baileymug. A VERY short girl. Often called midget, or short stuff. VERY loud, and outgoing. She's very good at making a Snooki poof. "Bailey" likes to party and get crazy off of mountain dew.
by Babosa Cool April 29, 2011
Get the Baileymug. by Toooooky September 21, 2018
Get the Baileymug. A badass dude who will kill you right then if you get to close or break all your bones and leave you in a ditch to rot until you die
by grim jack April 27, 2017
Get the baileymug.