Baguette Cat

A cat that has a baguette also is fat.

Baguette Cat is great to watch

by BigNugeeto March 25, 2021

Douche Baguette

An annoying individual who is a blithering idiot and tries to get on your nerves. This term is very flexible and can be used in a plethora of different circumstances.

Annoying person: *radiates irritation*
Person with diverse vocabulary: Get the hell away from me you utter douche baguette.

(This phrase has been used for centuries, as shown below in original bible scripture)

Roman person: I am going to crucify you now Jesus.
Jesus: Oh ffs you are such a douche baguette.

by Isxxc242 July 10, 2022

baguette fucker

A term that could be offensive to anyone but more specifically French people

Spy:*stabs scout*

Scout:you baguette fucker

by raybeez August 19, 2022

Douchette Baguette

A douche bag like chick that prefers to date douche bags.

Ali from the Bachelorette Season 6 is a Douchette Baguette.

by nrobin August 3, 2010

Moist Baguette

Someone who is not considered attractive.

Why do you think he is cute? He looks like a moist baguette.

by A Moist Baguette September 21, 2016

dirty baguette

The act of two men using an authentic french baguette for double ended anal intercourse, requiring both parties to face away from each other.

Bro, frenchie and I did the dirty baguette after work the other day!

by PapaBaguette November 17, 2021

Baguette (🥖)

A slang term used amungst the manual elite to identify one another as fellow Baguettes for enjoying the art of actuating a clutch.

Universally recognized as praise in the war against the Pathetic Automatic Scum

Alternatively, use 🥖

Have you met Jimbo yet? He's a fellow Baguette (🥖) like us.

by UmbraSicarius69 January 11, 2020