bafune

Someone that's an idiot or people see them as stupid

Do i look like a bafune to you ?

by Amanda lopez June 26, 2009

Facebook Befuddlement

The act of changing your profile picture to confuse your friends.

This picture must:
1. Never have your face featured
2. Leave your friends so confused, that they think of a) Killing themselves; or b) Quiting Facebook

If you notice a sudden loss of friends, and/or an increase in suicide parties in your area, your mission is accomplished.

John: "I feel like creating Facebook Befuddlement today."

Greg: "Please don't, John, I've lost half of my family due to these befuddlements!"

John: tl;dl

John: *ATTENTION: CHANGE YOUR PROFILE PICTURE TO A CARTOON CHARACTER.... and, uh... Stop child abuse... and yeah.*

by Dan, The Epic December 7, 2010

befumbled

confused, usually sexually

mark was befumbled when Lorain pulled a dick out of her pants

by penguinburke August 17, 2011

batfuck crazy

Sufficiently mentally unstable to attempt intercourse with a bat.

Dan Quayle is an ass clown, but his wife is batfuck crazy.

by lex November 24, 2004

befungled

To be sodomized in sleep by leprechauns

"Man I could almost swear I was befungled last night."
"I woke up to the smiling faces of leprechauns who must have befungled me last night."
"I snuck into my sisters room and watched her get befungled."

by Jacob Ahlfield May 1, 2006

befucked

adj.

(of a person) Both angry and confused.

"My best friend slept with my ex twice, even when I told her not to!"
"That sucks! Who even does that?!"
"I don't know...I'm just so befucked."

by Blue_fire310 April 21, 2007

befuc*ed

A situation that should be dignified, but becomes so foul, so horrendous that it is befuc*ed. Similar to befuddled.

My mentally unstable cousin stuck her hand in my niece's wedding cake. The whole situation was befuc*ed.

by TABK June 23, 2009