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backwards bill 

when playing beach volleyball, when one member of the team raises his short arms to reach the ball only to touch it with his fingertips to roll backwards and fly even farther away from him.
Logan: Get the ball!
Wil: I'm gonna get it!
Logan: You gotta jump!
Wil: Shit, i missed it.
Logan: No, you got it, you just pulled a fucking backwards bill again.
Wil: (cries)
backwards bill by beatleb07 May 3, 2009
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Backwards Following 

When someone believes that the car in front of them is following them by knowing their destination and going the same direction they are.
"Dude, get your knife ready I am pretty sure this guy is backwards following us."

"Shut the fuck up Dave."

Backwards Sandwich

A form of male masturbation where you cross your arms and use the back of your hands to hold your penis.

The hairier your hands are, the closer the experience will be to a 1970s vagina.
Todd: Oh shit, sorry man. Wait, what are you doing?
Stan: It's called the Backwards Sandwich, dude!
Todd: Huh. I uh, think I'm going to make a sandwich for myself.

Backwards asscastle 

Generallly used in cooking. A food, usually a stew or soup, made by throwing whatever sounds tasty without any recipie whatsoever into a pot or pan and cooking it.
Dave: Reggie, what did you put in this stew!? It's fucking amazing!

Reggie: I don't know man. It's just Backwards asscastle.

backwards bush 

When someone who is being interviewed gets angry at a question, and decides to throw an object, such as a shoe, at the reporter.

This comes from when a reporter decided to throw a shoe at George Bush, who was being interviewed on the podium.
Lebron James was recently asked if he would just retire already. Lebron was furious with this statement, and decided to backwards bush the reporter

Backwards kangaroo 

The art off going to a mates house and sitting reverse on the toilet with your Hands on the cistern in a kangaroo pose, pooing leaving a crocodile slide.
Eww Jeff the dirty prick must have done a backwards kangaroo in here there's a dirty big croc slide in the loo!!!
Backwards kangaroo by orsm1 August 31, 2014

backwards hickwater dungswamp

An aqueous geographic area, perceived as opposing or delaying advancements in social justice.
"But why can't you guys ever seem to figure out that other forms of discrimination are just as wrong, and do it in a time frame that is at least reasonably consistent with the rest of the educated Western world? Until such time, sorry, but you will not shake off your lingering reputation as a backwards hickwater dungswamp."