the man dick slaps the womans ass until her ass turns a reddish hue, then the woman proceeds by trying her aim at throwing shit towards the mans belongings.
"hey, did you spill some chocolate?". "no, me and this one girl did a naughty baboon and she got shit all over my car keys."
by GBTAN September 01, 2008
Sally: "OMG last night I gave Roby head for the first time, ROBY has a baboon penis!"
Mary: "NO WAY!?"
Mary: "NO WAY!?"
by sex educator June 03, 2011
First make your girlfriend do a sexy stripper dance. Then, when you get to the peak of excitement, jump up, thump your chest, swing your arms and spit copius amounts of frothy saliva, all the while making baboon-like sounds. Then pick her up and throw her over your shoulder and carry her to your tree house.
"How did you get on with that new bird from the club??"
"It's not going to work out - she called the police after I gave her the RABID BABOON"
"It's not going to work out - she called the police after I gave her the RABID BABOON"
by Daniel B7 September 24, 2008
where the chick u are having sex with is not proportional. such as she can be suppper fat but have a tinny ass and tits, or really skinny with huge tits and HUGGGE ass
Dude, i fucked a glorious baboon last night and she came on my lamp.FUCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK its in my hair
by Thats right put it into my ear March 29, 2009
People who look like a cross between a pig and a shaved monkey with pink skin, thin lips, straight hair, big eyes, and body hair.
by W i s h f u l January 31, 2011
by Charles Norris IV January 04, 2010
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