Awkschwitz

Used to describe a moment so awkward the sheer horror of the awkwardness can some how be related to the most notorious German concentration camp, Auschwitz.

Dude I tried to rape this girl in a dark ally but she tazed me. After I stopped seizing and was paralyzed on the ground she called the police, but until the police got there it was totally Awkschwitz.

by onlyjewscanmakefunofjews December 31, 2010

Fade Aways

When a womens nipples do not have a defined ending and fade away into the rest of the breast.

Artemis: Nick how was the rest of your night last night?

Nick: Well after I brought her home last night, I went for the nipple lick and found my self not knowing where to stop because of her fade aways.

by Ron Coobie February 23, 2009

Awksauce

When a guy is jacking off and something goes wrong awksauce goes everywhere.

adam: yeah i was jacking off and awksauce went all over my couch.
joe: that's so awkward.
adam: yeah then my mom walked in. talk about a shit load of awksauce...

by ilaughtoomuch July 24, 2011

Awksome

Something that is awesome and awkward at the same time.

Dude, see that girl? She's so awksome..I want to be her best friend.

by awkawkawkawkawkawkawk October 16, 2010

Awksickles

Sweet treats that are incorporated in awkward situations to lift the awkward situation.

Girl 1: "Dang this situation's really fuckin' awkward."
Girl 2: "Yeah I better run to Sam's Club and get a bulk pack of awksickles."

by ilovepie123 June 30, 2011

awkywardy

a way to describe awkward for people who are not cool enough to use the word "awk". can be used to lamely describe any person displaying awkwardness such as dating one's own sister or planking. Only used by noncommiters likie Jerry Tyler Lettman

Wow. I can't believe you're having a fling with my best friend. it makes me feel all awkywardy inside.

by kirarules July 3, 2011

awks momo

an awkward moment

Jon: I peed my pants
Crystal: awks momo..

by jonhater December 25, 2011