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atwiction

An addiction to popular social website "Twitter"
The need to constantly "Tweet"
The disease that makes your fingers itch with longing to share every single detail of how your lunch tastes & what you plan to make for dinner no matter how many people don't care
GriffinDeJaco @dmzizhere how sad is our atwiction NOW?
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atwiction

noun: Being addicted to the new social network twitter and sending numerous tweets to nobody who cares.
Dude had a serious atwiction problem. Couldn't stop tweeting and he died.
by dearastrology April 20, 2009
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geobigmcfat-attraction

1.Disorder in which the affected person only appears attractive to individuals that are extremely overweight
I feel bad for Steve, the only girls he can get are like 300 pounds, he must have geobigmcfat-attraction.
by Boseph October 7, 2008
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strange attraction

A strange attraction is one who you would consider liking (like that) but is not common for someone to say I have a crush on that person and you think they are attractive in some ways strange because nobody thinks of them as being someone who you would have a crush on
I don't know what it Is bro but like... ugh...I don't even know how to explain it she's just one of my strange attractions.
by IG: Bbjcool1 April 14, 2015
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5 Law of Attraction

So you wanna get bitches, okay here's the 5 most important things in attracting women
1. Face: Better be good, 7/10 at least, model tier preferred
2. Height: Need to be at least 5'9, the more the better
3. Skin: Need to have lighter skin than currently, the whiter the better, also no acne need smooth clear skin
4. Body: No fat niggas, can be a skinny nigga if you're above 6'0 and have a 7/10 face, under 6'0 need a good v taper body
5. Dick: You need to have a Dick 6.5 inches or bigger, 7-8 inch range is preferrable

Extras: Personality and Confidence lol gtfoh, Money and Status can be used to compensate but who really has that shit, not you nigga, some examples of niggas that do are Danny Devito and Souncloud Rappers those niggas are ugly but got hella money and status, so if you want to get hoes either become rich and famous or follow the 5 law of attraction nigga

Side Note: If you're Coonskin Black you can just run BBC game you don't need to change your color, that really only applies to ugly coffeeskin Indian guys, fucking subhuman trash worthless ass streetshitting scum garbage ass niggas
Nigga 1: Damn bro you get a lot of bitches
Nigga 2: Yeah bro I just follow the 5 Law of Attraction, that's how you get hoes my nigga
Nigga 1: Damn so it ain't about confidence and personality
Nigga 2: No nigga any women that says that is a fucking liar, if you look good you can get away with anything aight nigga
Nigga 1: Okay my nigga Ima start hitting the gym and clearning my acne cuz I already got an 8 inch dick and am 6'3
Nigga 2: Make sure to lose some body fat so your face becomes better maybe get a jawline implant
Nigga 1: so what does a women have to do to attract a man
Nigga 2: Not be a Landwhale, even BBW bitches get niggas, we gotta do everything, women got it easier my nigga
by juan tortiiakaka;l;ak April 28, 2020
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attraction to creativity

When one derives sexual desire from displays of creative skill in others, such as musical, artistic, or linguistic talent.

2; The feeling of sexual desire upon creating a musical, artistic, or linguistic piece.
I couldn't finish watching the opera. My boyfriend has an attraction to creativity so we wound up having sex in the coat room.

I spent all day painting and when I was finally finished I had to masturbate for two hours.
by DaniOrDanny December 29, 2013
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the attraction

a mess of punky hardcore goodness comming straight at your ass from bucks county and new jersey
damn the attraction was a hot band
by dave December 16, 2003
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