This is a penis that belongs to a sexy stud named Aric. It is said that if you bounce up and down on this 88 inch monster enough, then your asshole will be shot up by full auto .22 fire from his urethra.
Bobby: I tried to ride the Ariction and my colon got shot up like Detroit.

Chloe: What the fuckity fuck fuck.
by Vaporing January 3, 2023
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