the architect

An idiot in the Matrix who uses such complex words that you can't understand what the fuck he's saying.

The Architect: Ergo, concordantly, vis-a-vis. ...You know what? I don't even know what the fuck I'm saying. I just thought it would make me sound cool."

by D-Miles August 20, 2006

Architard

A person who believes they are highly skilled in residential or commercial design, when more likely, they one I.Q. point away from selling paint at Home Depot.

When you see a house or building that is ugly beyond comprehension, you might say "Uck! Who was the architard on that one, Frank Lloyd Wrong?!"

by Mr. RFL August 14, 2006

Process Architect

Senior management goon. Job skills including being a pawn and lackey to division directors. Typically possesses limited athletic ability and charisma. Social skills include the ability make inappropriate (but humorous) comments towards the proletariat class.

The division director wasn’t available, so they sent the Process Architect as the stand-in parrot.

by Charlie_Hustle April 2, 2009

Taking an architectural tour

A funny way of saying "driving around because you got lost".

My husband wouldn't stop for directions, so we wound up taking an architectural tour of downtown Chicago for 2 hours today.

by 4Snowdogs September 30, 2011

The Architects

This really cool band that toured for a while with My Chemical Romance. They have a bit of a Who influence, a bit more of a Clash influence, another bit more of an AC/DC influence, and a massive Green Day influence. (They're better than all the bands that influenced them.)

MCR Fan 1: Did you see MCR? Man, I can't believe they had the Architects and Neon Trees!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MCR Fan 2: No. I saw the Architects, and they were epic, but then they had some shitty band called Thursday.

by Thatguy248 July 27, 2011

Architecture

Art and science collaborated in order to make structures that last for decades.

Architect: Daaaaaym, look at that! That is one fine lookin' architecture right there. I'd love to get all up in there.

by BadboopBadabeep June 5, 2016

Freelance Architect

"Freelance Architect" is a synonym, in some circles, for an escort who can carry themselves well in a variety of social situations.

They market themselves as companions for the upperclass and elites of society.

They are also known for primarily seeking out their johns via online dating, Skype and MSN chat.

I was so into that gal, but then I found out she was a freelance architect!

by bigbanger December 15, 2010