Amazon gift

Something you order from Amazon.com and have no recollection of ordering.

Amazon gifts run me $200 a month! Who charges for gifts!

by Zenamaste April 18, 2020

Amazon binge

Visiting Amazon.com after subscribing to Prime for free shipping. Black out, and wake up to a delivery of one hundred items you didn't need but shipped for free.

I went online after class yesterday and seriously Amazon binged. My parents are going to kill me.

by Binxes October 28, 2013

Amazon Rainforest

It's when your genitals become so hot in your pants that you start sweating. It is usually when you have pubes

Jim: It's hot out here.
Todd: Yeah I think I'm about to have an Amazon Rainforest.

by delgiss July 7, 2018

Amazon Flip

When you take Morning Glory seeds, Dextromethorphan (DXM) cough suppressant, and nutmeg all bought from amazon.com

"Hey Joe, wanna use $30 and do an amazon flip this weekend?"
"The fuck is wrong with you Jimmy"

by YouCantKillaGod February 10, 2022

Amazon echo

1) A mediocre speaker with a POS smart assistant that absolutely sucks at responding to your commands. Very often misinterprets everything you say even when speaking in a normal voice, let alone when speaking quietly.

2) A dumb irritating person that you have to stick with on a long-term basis.

1) "Alexa, turn on the bedroom light"
"Sorry, I couldn't find a device named bedroom lamp"

"Alexa, turn the light strips to six"
"Got it, turning off all the lights"
"fuck off"

2) "Why so pissed?"
"I have an Amazon echo in my bedroom, go figure."

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian May 15, 2021

Mt. Amazon

The pile of umber boxes that grows inexorably from the floor during the month of December and then faithfully erupts forth on the 24th with a pyroclastic flow of merchandise and bubble wrap.

I'm afraid to go into the bedroom, Mt. Amazon is growing so large and precarious.

by Tethernaut November 27, 2014

Amazon Grenade

When an illegally installed president tells a lie and tanks a company's stock price.

Donald Trump launched a lie-filled Amazon Grenade that caused the company to lose market share and stock value overnight.

by Uncle Joosie May 20, 2018