Alphanite

An alphanite is an abbreviation of the words Alpha and Knight. However an alphanite is the opposite of an alpha and is not as honorable as a knight. An alphanite typically spends most of their days watching animal crossing porn and their best achievement in life is filling a jar with cum. on the flip side alphanites excel at being pro gamers and do not leave their room for the sole purpose of playing games. when you encounter an alphanite you may experience a putrid smell, this is most likely due to the diapers they wear. most people pass out due to the stench and often wear a gas mask in the presence of an alphanite. alot of people might think an alphanite might wet his pants often, however this is not true! An alphanites lower area may be wet due to them sweating too hard during a game of overwatch.

Hey! are you an alphanite? because your chair is sweaty and you smell!

by Gayboi farti September 25, 2021

Play Alphabet Soup

When a law enforcement agency calls in whatever acronymed agencies they can (FBI, ATF, NSA, etc) in order to sway a case their way or appear to be more powerful than what they actually are.

Officer: We need to get this guy back into our custody.

Sergeant: Play alphabet soup! Call the FBI and the ATF to help us on this raid and get the NSA to spill his call records.

by JT520 January 22, 2014

Phoenician Alphabet

The first recorded alphabet, originating with the Phoenician people of ~1050 BCE. Derived from Semitic logograms.

The Phoenician Alphabet is the earliest recorded alphabet, unlike the abjads of the time.

by Caladesh May 28, 2018

alphabet boyz

mothafuckas like they fbi and tha cia,d.a:mothafuckas all up in yur business

ohhh shit hide the yayo,its then alphabet boyz...
nigga hide the body its them alphabet boyz....

by jimmy encarnacion November 1, 2005

alphabet buddies

The kids you had to sit/stand by in grade school because your last names were next to each other in the alphabet.

Yeah, he and I were alphabet buddies in fourth grade.

by your mother.. June 14, 2010

Alphabet

The act of using the alphabet to bring a woman considerable pleasure during cunnilingus.

Trace all the letters of the alphabet when going down on a woman, the method known wide and far by many, to give her the best oral sex of her life.

by Poetess August 22, 2006

The seventh letter of the alphabet

G

I'm the seventh letter of the alphabet.

by superpenguin April 20, 2009