Alpethious

Alpethious is a mix noun between Alp as in mountains and the ending of names Thious or Ious it is used as a name

You guys watch Alpethious or what?

by Alpethious January 17, 2025

Alpengeist

Genuinely the best B&M invert. Glorious pull through the inversions, phenomenally intense, whippy but not too whippy, genuinely the best ride at the park by a mile. I want to bust every time I think about this ride. I swear it gives me MASSIVE erections, making my dick longer than the queues on a Howl-o-scream weekend. Absolute cinema from start to finish, “we used to goon to ts” ahh coaster.

Mr. Bolliger: “So what did you say you favorite B&M invert was? Great Bear?”

Me: “No, it’s Alpengei-i-i~~~” *busts a HUGE load on Mr. Bolliger for blessing us with the one true lord and savior Alpengeist*

by Alpengeist glazer August 21, 2025

dirty alpes

to have intercourse in the ski alpes with your ski masks still on

"You ever get down and dirty doing the dirty alpes on vacation?"

by magickmarkers8 November 1, 2018

Zebubu Alewazi

The term derives from the swahili dialect first originating on the eastern coast of Africa meaning, "Those who boast about having the biggest snake knows his own snake is tiny and insignificant like his skills in warzone".

The uce: Zebubu Alewazi
Everyone else: your rakau is obviously small and please get a kill maaa uce

by Teepth March 9, 2022

Mr alpeter

you are the best teacher in the world MR ALPETER

idk.. MR ALPETER

by jsbdj March 18, 2022