Alternative Rock

A genre of music containing many different styles of rock. It began with punk, but contains many other sub-sub-genres, like electronic, folk rock, grunge, etc. It is known to be less popular than mainstream music and always has been. Many alternative acts make a few hit singles on pop charts though.

REM was the first true alternative rock band. There are tons of great ones now, like the Killers and Jack White

by funwillfunwill June 18, 2015

alter cocker

old shit or old fart. an old man who sits around grousing and complaining all the time.

That alter cocker was complaining about the pickles and now is whining about the chopped liver. He should up and die already!

by ken69 January 27, 2009

alternateAU

The shortest man on Twitch, possibly in the entire world. Also got grass for hair and is a huge furry weeb femboy.

Biggest plonker in Austria - the AU stands for Autism
Addicted to weeb impact gambling sim -$500 OH NONONO

Oh yeah that alternateAU bloke? Yeah he's a dodgy geeza, odd bloke ent he.

by Neva69 October 24, 2020

alternasnob

Someone with alternative taste in music who looks down on others with mainstream taste.

Man! Ryan makes fun of me just cause I listen to Justin Timberlake. He's such an alternasnob.

by Ryan Phillips January 11, 2009

Alterextion

Alterextion: is when a man becomes aroused his penis points in instead of out. A hard on that points in. Adverb

prononced- alter-ex-tion

"You call that sex? that was hardly even an "alterextion"

by Andrea DGeorge Nor-Cal January 12, 2019

Unaided Alternative

Masterbating with your off hand without visual aid.

Since my girlfriend broke up with me i have to do an unaided alternative to switch things up.

by dirty fender May 31, 2010

Alternative Facts

Using lies in an attempt to change the truth when the actual truth does not conform to the narrative you want to forward.

The press secretary didn't lie he was just using alternative facts.

by poidogp January 22, 2017