Albuquerque

That place where the meth is at

Jesse: Yo mr white we need to cook
Walt: Ok
Jesse: yeah bitch
Walt: Only In Albuquerque

by thatguyteheheheahahaha69 April 16, 2022

Albuquerque Tortilla

The act of laying your partner down on a blanket, taking a hot shit on them, and then rolling them up in said blanket like a burrito.

Anthony: Man, my boyfriend Chance is a freak!

Joe: Oh yeah?
Anthony: Yeah last night he had my do an Albuquerque Tortilla.
Joe: Damn that's nasty!

by HadSandjob December 12, 2024

Albuquerque jackhammer

What my boyfriend wants me to do to him daily...

My boyfriend namethan wants me to Albuquerque jackhammer his face every day and I think I will because it's really really good!!

by Chifoxykit January 5, 2025

Albuquerque

The place where there are snorkel-stealing hermaphrodites, donut shops that only have weasels, Colombia Record Club loving girls, and chain-saw wielding workers at The Sizzler.

That's right, a first class one-way ticket to Albuquerque!

by FridayFunkGaming291 July 28, 2025

Albuquerque ass clap

When a woman bends over in the downward dog position on the bed but instead of sliding it in you grab her ass cheeks and slap them together very fast and hard to the point she face plants on to the mattress in order to stop you

Kristi won't talk to me no more because after our date last night I gave her the old Albuquerque ass clap

by Domphuckery September 27, 2025

Albuquerque

A magical faraway place where the sun is always shining and the air smells like warm root beer and the towels are oh so fluffy, and the shriners and the lepers play their ukeleles all day long and anyone on the street will gladly shave your back for a nickel.

"I knew I should've taken a left turn at Albuquerque"

by Robiginal October 25, 2025

going full albuquerque

another way to say "go crazy"

"sorry bro i was going full albuquerque" "ahhh"

by trainfan March 8, 2025