Skip to main content

Alberto

Alberto is an asshole who like to suck d^ck. He lies a lot to get people’s attention.
by Coolaid178 September 12, 2022
mugGet the Alberto mug.

Alberto

Alberto is a boy, a smart boy who loves karate, football, a b**ch named Mariana but she will leave and then and only then will he meet nut, and Pablo is his nickname btw, pablo really likes nut he puts it in his mouth and everywhere.
Alberto: i really like nut.
Nut: i like u too;)
by Iloveu jk December 13, 2021
mugGet the Alberto mug.
protagonist of hard work

protagonist of being handsome

protagonist of good looking smile
Randy Alberto Alvarado vasquez he is the protagonist
by Real Alberto April 16, 2022
mugGet the randy alberto alvarado vasquez mug.

Alberto

Alberto is a guy with his dick being the size of a tic tac, Alberto is a bitch he would cheat on you no matter what. Usually alberto is a guy with glasses, fish skull shape and smells like sweat. He always plays soccer and is gay for a carlos.
Alberto is so gay
Hes so ugly
wannabee edgar
by statefarm_official March 27, 2022
mugGet the Alberto mug.

Alberto

I love Alberto's videos
by anonymous October 7, 2021
mugGet the Alberto mug.

Alberto

Likes to read books, and talk about them. Of course, he has read the bible.
You read the bible? oh you are an alberto.
by Realbot69 September 13, 2021
mugGet the Alberto mug.

Alberto

The love of my life. He is kind but quick-witted. He is often quiet, but it never stops him from being a bright and loving presence whom I constantly look forward to seeing. In fact, it only adds to his charm as he never overwhelms me and always brings a sense of calm to my life of anxiety. He is beautiful and handsome to look at. I see his face and feel lucky. He is a one-in-a-million kind of guy. Once he becomes a part of your life, nothing will ever be the same.
I love Alberto.
by skyksae August 20, 2021
mugGet the Alberto mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email