Alan 

A fat prick who likes touching kids and making them wet by splashing water when he drives past them. He has no self control and is dumber than your uncle's neighbour. He likes to play brawl stars like he plays women. He stares at the mirror and looks like an ugly pigeon.

Awww man alan ruined it.

Alan by Brhehe December 17, 2019

Alan 

The worst teacher someone could have. He is annoying and pushes you to your limits. He doesn't tolerate slackers and will not tolerate anyone saying "I can't." He is an absolute ass hole.

I FUKING HATE ALAN!

Alan by RustikRevenge802 May 18, 2020

Alan 

The species known as Alan is a homosexual species that is also homophobic at the same time. If you encounter one of these creatures, steer clear from it, it will only insult you and make your mental health go down

Hey who invited Alan, that dude's a cunt

Alan by Retard_Homospian April 23, 2018

alan 

a little bitch that likes a girl and is crazy about her but she fucking hates him in real life and is to scared to tell him he has a small dick

that girl said your such a alan

alan by hahajod November 1, 2017

Alan 

A boy who has no heart and is also a sadist. He doesn't talk about his family or whether he is an orphan or not. In the future, he wishes to become a chef. He enjoys Dragon Ball Z. And is Asian. He can get mad and easily offended.

"Ugh, he is such an Alan."

Alan by Lonely_Lime December 20, 2018

Alan 

Alan. Cool, charming, suave. He is awesome with the women, and a tough dude. He's very lovable and tends to show a lot of affection and has to many ways to say I love you with the eyes. His hugs are warming, and when he touches you, chills run down your spine. Its a sign of love, affection, and how he wants to be with you. If he pulls you then your lucky because he doesn't mess around. He will tell you when he likes you, just give it a few days before he admits it.

" Alan, are you together with Hanna? WOW dude!"
"Alan, stop tapping on my girl..."
" Alan, drop all your hoes and pick one man *haha*"

Alan by Love_You101 January 27, 2020

Alan 

Undercover spelling of anal.

Since James' parents were in the room, he made sure to talk about alan on the dl

The internet forum was monitored so Jimmy made sure to keep his passionate discussions of alan inconspicuous

Alan by What do you dream about? September 11, 2016