Marcos Alonso

The worlds best Left wing back. He's even better than Carlos on free kicks and has the pace of the flash on a counter attack. He's a true lady killer too. He can play striker if he wants as well.

Did you see Marcos Alonso the other day? Blimey he's even better than Prime Maldini!

by Mowglidud August 31, 2017

Dirty Alonso

When a guy sucks someone's dick but says it didnt happen

Hey dude did u see that dirty Alonso

Wait no way dude hes a dirty Alonso but hes so hot .

by Rivermoon April 13, 2020

Alonso

When you suck so bad at something you need to get on you're knees to participate in the activity.

X didn't make the team so he pulled a alonso to participate.

by Cgonzalez132 November 22, 2016

Aeos

1. An annoying internet user.
2. Sort of in touch with his feminin side, and likes strong men with ripped t-shirts.
3. Don't like women unless their abit manly.

Man he looks like an Aeos.

by fool November 6, 2003

X Aeon

Xavier Aeon
a sultry, laid-back, neo-soul r&b singer hailing from Hartford, CT.

Have u heard that new X Aeon joint?

by xmami February 7, 2005

Alonso

A football player for Chelsea football club. Also a verb for killing someone with a car

Georginho: I'm gonna go for a drive, gonna Alonso someone.

Pys: Anyone see where Lewis went?
Riley: Yeah I Alonso'd him

by GeorginhoCFC April 5, 2019

Pete Alonso

Pete Alonso is famous for hitting bombs, saying LFGM and having a bad batting average with amazing homeruns totals

Pete Alonso is the best baseball player right now it’s not even close

by metscwd June 15, 2023