Drug Addict

An individual who is physically and mentally dependent on a mind altering substance.

I never thought my sister would become a drug addict.

by Christopher Ferry May 7, 2019

Addicted to Quack

Severe addiction to hunting waterfowl. Often leads to bankruptcy and a pissed off girlfriend.

I wish I was free this weekend but I’m addicted to quack.

by Crile October 31, 2023

Orlandos addiction

When youre addicted to liking little children (basically a pedophile)

girl 1: Why is he in jaiL?
girl 2: Its because he has Orlandos addiction
girl 1: what is that?
girl 2: its when you like little children

by MaxEatsButtAndPuss January 12, 2022

Edwins addiction

When someone has a addiction to shooting up schools

girl 1: omg why is he shooting up the school!
Girl 2: Its because he had edwins addiction

by MaxEatsButtAndPuss October 28, 2021

Bitch-Addict

Someone who can only funtion on negative energy and cannot stop complaining and finding fault even when it costs them jobs and relationships. Classic symptoms: repeating the same complaint to the same people daily; unable to take a hint; denial, abbreviated smile, glazes over and/or talks over all requests to stop complaining and/or go away, and short term memory loss (does not remember previous conversations). 90% of all Bitch-Addicts also have a cell phone and/or technology addiction. Typically chooses a captive audience, i.e. a receptionist, a fellow passenger on mass transit, or anyone who cannot immediately get away. Sometimes the behavior is 'hit-and-run', but with the intent to kill by a thousand cuts.

You: Are you still complaining about him? Girl, you're a Bitch-Addict and I'm sick of listening to you!

Bitch-Addict: Wha- I'm not kidding- he's a bona fide ass!

by maybe_its_you December 11, 2012

functioning addict

A person that has an addiction whether it be to alcohol or drugs and still able to maintain a "normal" life.

My boyfriend is a functioning addict. He can drink from the time he wakes up until the time he goes to bed and still is able to go to work.

by I Can Be Your Cutie April 13, 2008

curry addiction

the craving for increasingly hot curry. What used to seem fiery, now seems bland.
An acquired taste, not really an addiction as some researchers claimed.

Pass me the chili powder. This vindaloo isn't hot enough. Ever since I've been with hanging out with the desis, I've developed a serious curry addiction.

by slumdog January 10, 2009