Runners runs

The explosive, and sometimes satisfying, diarrhea one experiences after completing some form of running event, excluding short sprints. Side effects may include burning, itching, or destroyed anus, and/or required decommission of toilet and bathroom for an extended period of time

"Hey, great job on that 5K, want to go hang out with the team?"
"No man, I got a bad case of Runners runs, I'll catch up with you in a bit."

"Are you done in there?"
"Yeah, but you might want some Febreze or matches, I had a bad case of Runners runs."
"What the hell man..."
"Sorry"

by jewfish910 January 17, 2012

Marathon runner

A person fueled by masochism whose ultimate running destination is sanctimony

He likes to brag about being a routine marathon runner

by Bebe1957 June 01, 2018

front runner

1. A person that only likes sports teams that have won recent championships.

2. See Scholar

Scholar is such a front runner for likeing the Yankees, Lakers, Patriots, and Red Wings. What a baby humping fart licker.

by DaTroof October 26, 2003

Rez Runner

An old, beat-up car from an Indian reservation.

That nasty rez runner has no windshield and a flat tire.

by night_hawk August 09, 2003

Meta Runner

A new animated series made by SMG4 about a girl named Tari, And she is a Meta Runner. And Meta Runners have cybernetic arms that boost their gaming skills.

Person: I love Meta Runner man it's so cool.

by 0000ff000ff January 09, 2019

Runner Tits

Flat chested

She never has back aches because she has Runner Tits.

by JRMS June 14, 2004

Runner's Goggles

A condition that occurs when running for so long/far that the women and/or men around you seem to be much more attractive then they actually are, most likely the result of dehydration, exhaustion, etc...

Two guys running:
Guy A: Dude, check out that hottie looking at us.
Guy B: You must got some major runner's goggles on, because that chick is fugly

by TopGunOriginal May 28, 2009