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Michael kaiser

Michael kaiser is the most hottest fictional German men alive. He is in a football club called Bastard Munchen. He's a striker for the team. The hottest red flag in fictional german soccer team. To tell someone is hot af.
I need my Michael kaiser.

He's my Micahel kaiser.
by hehehehehg August 19, 2024
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Kaiser

Someone really good in football, specially for his age.
How did that kid get that shot in the top corner?

He’s the kaiser.
by Mrbigglesworth123456 January 8, 2024
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Thomas Kaiser

Thomas is a really good looking man. He is really good with chemistry and coming way to close to you and your desk. Thomas likes to look at your password and destroy students (not always sexually). He is divorced so you can come as often as you want to his office to „show him your homework“ (if you know what I mean. He always comes to late. But the time with him is still great. Furthermore he takes drugs with his bestie Christian. Everyone loves Thomas.
Student A: Have you seen a man wearing sunglasses in his classes?

Student B: Yes that must be Thomas Kaiser. He always uses the chemistry book where „Uli“ is written on the side.
by Tommy Party November 21, 2021
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Kaiser

It means permanent like Kaiser Permenente.
Joey got a tattoo he shouldnt have and when he looked in the mirror he said "Fuck this shit is kaiser huh"
by John Conde May 2, 2023
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kaiser

Kirra, Chloe, and Adele's idol/ lifestyle. also known as a dude with the Denny avatar on Roblox, with a blue furry head.
what the kaiser
by kaislistions February 18, 2025
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Kaiser

by Kfasu November 22, 2021
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Kaiser

Refers to a boy with a foul odor breath and yellowish teeth that is very unpleasant to the eye
Theres a lot of kaiser at our village. I really need to move out soon
by Wordtoworld June 3, 2018
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