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Job for a Cowboy

A progressive death metal/screamo band from arizona. Their music contains intense shreding, violent horrific lyrics, and screamo that is uncomparable to any other screamo, cuz its just too beast.
A true n00b could never handle the sound produced by Job for a Cowboy.

If you're a fan of rap music or pop rock, and you're in the 30 mile proximity radius of Job for a Cowboy...run your ass back to your house, hide in your closet, and hang yourself, and while you hang there dying, slit your wrists til you bleed dry, speeding up the process of your death, redeeming for the fact that you're unworthy of existing in the presence of Job for a Cowboy...even tho they might be 30 miles away.
by Beast Lee May 15, 2007
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Job’s a Fish

A noncencical phrase just heard said by one copper to another, who repeated it, on Police Interceptors. Enough said. A perfect example of their sad, cliquey humour.
Piggie 1: “Vehicle’s now off the road - job’s a fish
Piggie 2: “Job’s a fish! Oink!”
by Pickled-Brain May 20, 2022
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Recommended if you live in a hot/humid climate, exercise, or have a physically demanding job to manage sweat, oil, and odor, indoor job, live in a cooler climate, or have dry/sensitive skin. Only necessary if you are heavily soiled or sweating profusely
Recommended if you live in a hot/humid climate, exercise, or have a physically demanding job to manage sweat, oil, and odor, indoor job, live in a cooler climate, or have dry/sensitive skin. Only necessary if you are heavily soiled or sweating profusely
by GravelWincher123 February 24, 2026
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Once-A-Month Reverse Poopy Job

While your girl or random hook-up is on their period, you get them in the 69 position while letting them deposit their menstration into your mouth. Also you must finger their ass hole making sure to pull out each of their well kept poop nuggets (aka dingle berries!)the girl must also do this for you (try not to fart or poop!). After the tease you can use your well collected candy treats to put into each others mouths and have an intimate make out session. The combo of the taste of period and poop can send you and your partner into complete ecstasy!!
It was me and my bitch's 6 month anniversary and she told me she couldnt fuck me because she was on her period. I then suggested the Once-A-Month Reverse Poopy Job knowing that it was the perfect treat for the night. Not only did I cum three times in five minutes but my gurl loved the taste and wanted to do it again the next night!!! (Thanks for showing me grandma!)
by skeetradspecial September 28, 2008
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Legged a jobe

When you run after a taxi
by Lewis fitz June 17, 2020
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Pulling a Jobs

The act of deceiving or conning a person into believing everything you say is correct.
Pulling a Jobs relates to Steve Jobs and his tendency to exaggerate how great his products are.
Customer: I'm thinking of buying this car
Dealer: It's the best car ever, it can do anything you want. It's the fastest car and the most fuel efficient.
Customer: I'll take it!
(10 minutes after leaving the dealership the car breaks down)
Customer: FUCK HE JUST PULLED A JOBS!
(Example of someone Pulling a Jobs)
by TruthPC October 19, 2009
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Pulled A Jobie

When you shit yourself right before we have to go on the field for a high school band marching festival.
by Tneg March 1, 2019
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