zoophile

zoophiles are disgusting creatures that do the devils tango with animals and think they can give consent

Susie:"Dad im a zoophile."Dad:*Grabs shotgun and shoots Susie and then proceeds to devour her flesh.*"funni!"

by aardbolaardbolaardappel March 12, 2022

zoophile

Someone attracted to an animal in a love AND lust way.
Or in other words Julian Z I suppose.

"Julian Stares at big female dogs with an odd and sickening glance"

by Me October 8, 2004

Zoophiles

Zoophiles are nice people who will take care of your pet for the weekend. They are typicaly found in houses and somethimes they wear furry costumes. They will give your pet extra good care.

"the zoophiles are not fucking my dogs"

by Trust me, i know the truth June 10, 2022

zoophile

When a person does a sexual act to an underage animal

I was talking to my friend Sonia on the phone, I said oh do you touch baby animals? shes like NO? I'm not a zoophile

by Charly Starscream December 5, 2011

zoophile

fatherless social rejects that deserve to unalive themselves

dont be like a zoophile

by alajuwon April 18, 2022

zoophile

a utter disgrace of a human being

Terry:i'm a zoophile
John:die you utter disgrace of living garbage

by THE_REAL_URBAN_JESUS March 3, 2022

zoophile

animal abusers

basically someone who fucks non human animals (like dogs or cats or in this one discusting instance a hamster, yk animals that CANT CONSENT)

Stan : "I think kylee's a zoophile"

Kylee : "yea I am, do you support?"

Jenny : "eww go away animal abuser!"

Stan : "of course not. Kylee please go and get therapy."

by Literally Lightbulb II May 28, 2023