zoinked

it means frucked up on tht good mush n alkxohol

guys im zoinked out of my head rght now
dont talk to me when im zoinking from here to timbuktu
you seriosuly just ruined my zoink appointmetn

by givok April 03, 2024

ZOINKS

Something a bunch of pretentious girls say when they get caught being shady. Usually it translates to either, "I'm a noob", "I'm wrong but I'm not going to admit it", or " I messed up big time."

Boy: "Hey didn't I just see you grinding on Jenna's boyfriend last night?
Girl: "ZOINKS"

by Perry D. Platt September 19, 2017

Zoinks

Language of God

Shaggy: "Zoinks!"
Everybody fell down on their knees and started worshipping Shaggy

by murukkhu January 28, 2019

ZOinks

WHen the enderman comes into your room with an erect penis and proceeds to bumsex you.

ZOinks, the enderman is here.

by BigBoyNibba August 20, 2019

Zoink

When you put tobacco in the gravity bong

I’m gonna go zoink cuz I haven’t had a nic buzz in awhile

by Imagododrugs October 10, 2020

Zoink

A term meaning nut or cum.

"When you're about to zoink but your dad walks in on you..."

by theurbanvocab January 08, 2018

Zoink

A term originally developed in Orangeburg, South Carolina to describe a woman that is not very visually appealing.

That girl don't look good. She a zoink, bruh.

by Lau King February 07, 2019