Plants Vs Zombies BFN 

The most horrible fucking game I've played. Nothing compared to (Garden Warefare). This game is so fucking brain dead it makes me want to choke myself. The characters are unbalanced as shit, there are no variants, micro transactions, and (noobies) everywhere. I'd rather stick a dildo up my ass and leave it there till I sit down and it starts to bleed than play this game. This game dishonors all (PvZ) players. The idiot fucking devs don't know what the hell they are doing. They don't even listen to their community telling them what to fix. And when they do update the game it breaks again. EVERY. FUCKING. TIME.

Guy: Wanna play Plants vs Zombies BFN?
Guy 2: Hell no, let's play GW2.

Plants Vs Zombies BFN by FART FISH April 17, 2020

Michael Phelps (Call of Duty Nazi Zombies) 

Used in Call of Duty Nazi Zombies when a zombie hits you twice in very rapid succession, usually by swinging both arms.

"damn it, he michael phelped me." (michael phelps (call of duty nazi zombies))

Michael Phelps (Call of Duty Nazi Zombies) by Fan of yoteslaya October 21, 2011

humans vs zombies 

The gayest shit ever. For people who have nothing better to do than put yellow bandannas on and run around throwing socks and each other.

This is what people do in college who don't drink, dance, work or do anything a normal person would consider socially acceptable.

The death of a college campus for a week.

Person 1: Why are all these retards running around with bandannas throwing socks?

Person 2: It's humans vs zombies.

Person 1: Damnit, I hate nerds.

humans vs zombies by Skoda23 September 16, 2010

Before The Zombies Get You 

With great haste. Quickly. Now.

Go eat something before the zombies get you, you look anorexic.

Before The Zombies Get You by Dr. Cheese E. Poof, D.D.S. June 17, 2009

jazz zombies 

When one holds their hands in the half-way point between fully extended arms in front of the body (as zombies are known to do when they walk) and close to their head. The hands are then turned in a clock-wise to anti-clockwise motion, turnig only about fifteen or twenty degrees in either direction, while one says the phrase; "Jaaazzz Zombies!"
Not to be confused with jazz singers, musicians, and enthuaists who have become zombies.

Person 1: Jazz Zombies!
Person 2: What the hell are you doing?

jazz zombies by I AM D August 3, 2007

The Zombies 

The arch-enemies of Mateus, God of the Universe. Super-strong, super-deadly, and super-terrifying. Origin unknown. Although neither dead nor alive, they are capable of reproduction. They are attracted to love, happiness, and everything good, which is why Mateus made Earth a very unhappy place. Earth "zombies" are descended from them but much less powerful.

Mateus: "WTF!?!? What is with people falling in love just to have sex? Did they miss the point of hookers? They're gonna attract The Zombies and I'm gonna have to fight them then I'm gonna get all pissy and send a meteor planetside. Dang, all this talk of killing has got me horny. Let's go find a hooker and have a threesome, eh?"

The Zombies by Ninja13 February 22, 2008

plant vs zombies 

the bst game on mobile crap on console and uses coins for too much also used to get laid

i played plant vs zombies the game

plant vs zombies by will_120 May 4, 2018