i want to eat you

She wants to suck u up
Her: hey boy, I want to eat you
Him: ok baby, wait till we get home
Her:😏
by Ur Dic Teacher March 09, 2024
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A term in football when somebody passes the ball to you and you have a clear opportunity on goal, yet you fail to score.
*Misses shot*

Bro it was an open goal! I’ve made you breakfast, but I can’t force you to eat it!
by LondonUKUrbandictionary April 08, 2023
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You Are What You Eat

The ultimate comeback to any roast. Even “your family tree LGBT” is left in the dust by this. When stated, the recipient explodes. So does one planet in our solar system. What planet explodes is chosen by the person that said this.
Frank: “You Pussy.”

Dave: “You are what you eat.”

Frank explodes, and so does Neptune.
by instagram @matte069 March 27, 2018
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You are what you eat

The proper response to anyone boasting about eating pussy
Lucas: "You won't BELIEVE how much pussy I be eatin'!"
Sarah: "I believe you eat a lot of pussy. They say, 'you are what you eat'."
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You say this to someone woh can't push a door open.
You didn't eat enough weetabixi!
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Describes venomous snakes in which the venom is of the type that liquefies human skin
Beware of this kind of snake if you're hiking. You can't eat it but it eats you.
by pentozali November 10, 2013
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Don't shit where you eat

In IT, some folk regularly use the PC they have for their e-mail, internet browsing, and tools like teams and slack, for tasks that require elevated permissions like IT Admin tasks or writing code and building applications. Email, internet browsing and USB flash drives are the number 1 cause for viruses and malware. The elevated permissions on the PC, and administrative permissions on the infrastructure might cause for security risks to increase. It will be easier for malware and viruses to spread through the IT infrastructure. Instead, IT admins and developers should use a separate machine to run their tasks that require elevated permissions.
Dude, stop coding on your personal device, don't shit where you eat!
by DarwinLOLs May 25, 2023
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